In my case, not much…

I’m in the clear
I can stand up straight and walk tall, no one’s after me, unless they’re trying to nick something from me! It’s good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it’s hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5
Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don’t be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

How dodgy are you?