1.Go into your LJ’s archives.
2.Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4.Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

“Then this morning, I came down to find (okay he was back under the desk but I reckon he just likes it there), his food bowl near to empty, evidence of litter tray usage, a purry, bright and alert pussycat…”