Sunday night will definitely be at date with Channel 4, and the new series of Rock School – 9pm and…

…the second series of the programme in which wild man of rock Gene Simmons attempts to convert a group of school children into a rock band. Unlike the first series, however, in which Gene’s pupils were well-behaved musicians, Gene must now teach tough teenagers from Kirkley Comprehensive School. The first episode sees Gene introduced to a Year 11 class of rebellious teens who seem unimpressed by his arrogance.

Or Kirkley High School – my school. I wonder if Mr Zipfell will be on it, and how he interacts with Gene Simmons.

††Oh, and if you want to know why I’m now Judd Voltage is, find out what your rock star name is…