The increasingly dodgy lock on the internal garage door got to the impossible side of dodgy this morning. All I wanted is my a carton of orange juice and some birdseed (note: actual birdseed, not a metaphor for muesli) and I had to go out the house, round to the front, unlock the garage and in that way. The lock it turns out is more than buggered, with the bolt having come adrift inside so that no amount of key turning will pull it back – actually, some amount of key turning actually makes it worse.

Still, I guess it’s now the most secure inner-garage you can find?!!