The time was when

• 11:27 : weevils in my self-raising flour. Think I might not make mincepies with that batch… #
• 11:57 has realised that he has not made pastry as a married man before. Must remember to remove one’s ring first next time… 😉 #
• 14:43 fear is when your wife comes at you with a tissue! #
• 20:59 : Spaceship crash fuels Larkrise pupil’s imaginations! The lengths that some teachers go to… tinyurl.com/yfl4uz9 #

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