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  • 13:19 is getting a geeky kind of pleasure from reading my own novel whilst being driven down the motorway… #
  • 10:45 has realised that I do like the smell of woodsmoke, but it does make me want to #runawayandliveinthewoods #
  • 10:20 hopes that I have a ‘Good Day’ on 20 July… #lookingtothefuture #
  • 14:08 has just had the best sandwich ever and really needs to get himself a bread oven an butter churn… #thingsihavelearnt #
  • 14:08 has just had the best sandwich ever and really needs to get himself a bread oven an butter churn… #
  • 12:15 has submitted my future… #jobapps #restructuring #
  • 19:32 has made butter, and venison sausages and apple pie, and bread…. and now I smell of woodsmoke… #
  • 21:53 isn’t sure if I can cope with a depressed chicken too… #
  • 16:14 has completed Job App v.2.0.5. Can I go out and play now? #jobapp #rearrangingdeckchairs #
  • 13:05 keeps on thinking it would be nice to work on this job app in the garden, and then it comes over all cold and drizzly… #weatherfrustration #

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