• 23:20 has had a weird day. Generous presents (aka books), lovely food cooked by inlaws, but would have preferred a non-ill Emma to share it with. #
  • 16:37 has just discovered the reason why we still fold board games in half. #Backgammon was banned & a folded board could look like a book #truths #
  • 16:46 What are Santa’s little assistants called? …Subordinate Clauses! #crackerjokes #
  • 18:44 is writing my journal – with a little, ermm, *help*… (@SimonsCat) #SimonsCat t.co/mF01uGKk #

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