Ben, Ben, Ben, will you just stop worrying about your sister – look there it is – her pack is still there, she hasn’t gone off into the mountains alone again. Just relax, chill out…

You’re Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
>Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you’ve loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.

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