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Mom: Sharron Osbourne
Dad: Ben Stiller
Brother: Johnny Depp
Sister: Cameron Diaz
Dog: Cujo
Girlfriend: Drew Barrymore
Best friend: Ashton Kutcher

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This is all complete nonsense of course…

…although hey! I wouldn’t say no to having Cameron Diaz as a sister and Drew Barrymore as my girlfriend!