Late last night my watch battery died. This morning I got up at quarter to eleven, breakfasted at quarter to eleven, went to the post office at quarter to eleven. I even picked up my prescription from the chemist at quarter to eleven on the 2 September. I then went to H Samuels and got my watch battery changed, at you guessed it quarter to eleven.

So, yes, you guessed it, here I am, writing this at … quarter to two…